The things you hear...

Lots of folks--everyone, it seems--were at PantheaCon (not I), and Evn has a list of "things you hear only at PantheaCon." This is why I love my people.

"The difference is, that's science fiction, and this is religion."

"We're Witches. Why can't we get an elevator here faster?"

"Wait! That cucumber's not consecrated."

"Third floor. Pirates."

"We can use the top of the ice chest for geomancy!"

"I've been writing since I was nine years old. Well, not the gay porn: that's relatively new."

For the whole list, go here.