"The difference is, that's science fiction, and this is religion."
"We're Witches. Why can't we get an elevator here faster?"
"Wait! That cucumber's not consecrated."
"Third floor. Pirates."
"We can use the top of the ice chest for geomancy!"
"I've been writing since I was nine years old. Well, not the gay porn: that's relatively new."
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