I love pit bulls!And I love you!Therefore, you are a pit bull!
My response: oy, logic in the hands of amateurs.
His response: I prefer to think of it as poetry in the hands of amateurs.
Hence the pun that titles this post.
ETA: The occasion for this bit of doggerel was Adonis's purchasing for us the 2009 The Unexpected Pit Bull calendar. 100% of proceeds from this sweet, beautifully photographed calendar go to support pit bull rescue and advocacy groups.